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== Overview ==
''By Jove!'' Where on earth did I misplace that hunting manual I penned just the other day? I do believe I had every intention of publishing it tomorrow evening. If only I could recall where it’s gone!

Ah, well — do forgive my absent-mindedness, dear future self, should you happen to be reading this. Allow me to provide you with a swift refresher on the matter at hand:

Your task is delightfully straightforward — seek out the most formidable target the galaxy has to offer and dispatch it with your prize-winning Two Bore Rifle. Should any uncouth ruffians dare to impede your progress, rest assured that your trusted, impeccably crafted British-made Webley Mk VI Service revolver will make swift work of them.

== Guide to the Ultimate Hunt ==
The ''pinnacle'' of any hunt is the '''Queen of the Xenonids''' — a majestic yet fearsome quarry. Only the most daring and skilled hunter would dare to face her in her lair. Her immense size and deadly prowess make her a worthy target for any seasoned marksman. That said, her minions, though smaller, offer excellent prizes in their own right and can make for quite impressive wall trophies. Ensure your weapons are ready, for these creatures are as deadly as they are relentless.

Should the ''ruffian'' marines of the [[UNS Almayer]] dare to impede your hunt, fear not — for there is nothing your trusty service revolver cannot remedy. A swift, decisive action is all it takes to ensure that the hunt remains uninterrupted. The revolver's precision will quickly resolve any interference, allowing you to continue your pursuit of the Queen or her minions with the utmost confidence. The hunt is your prerogative, and no foolhardy marine shall stand in your way.

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Whisper at 21:01, 26 October 2025