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LIST OF ERT ARRIVAL ANNOUNCEMENTS, these will be prefaced by ARES saying that the distress beacon has been picked up and a transmission has been intercepted from the incoming vessel | == LIST OF ERT ARRIVAL ANNOUNCEMENTS, these will be prefaced by ARES saying that the distress beacon has been picked up and a transmission has been intercepted from the incoming vessel == | ||
= YES I WILL REMOVE THE MENTIONS OF COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL LIKE ANCHORPOINT = | |||
'''Message to display when you want the ERT arriving to be secret''' | '''Message to display when you want the ERT arriving to be secret''' | ||
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'''CMB Black market investigation arrival announcement''' | '''CMB Black market investigation arrival announcement''' | ||
''(Report to the command staff)'' | ''(Report to the command staff)'' Third Fleet High Command to UNS Almayer, we have received inconsistent supply manifests and irregularities on the ASRS system aboard your ship, and have requested a CMB Investigation Team to board and clear you of any wrongdoing. | ||
''(Actual arrival announcement)'' UNS Almayer, this is Anchorpoint Station with the Colonial Marshal Bureau. Be advised, we are dispatching a team of Marshals to board with you by request of GSO-91. Submitting authorized docking clearances, over. | ''(Actual arrival announcement)'' UNS Almayer, this is Anchorpoint Station with the Colonial Marshal Bureau. Be advised, we are dispatching a team of Marshals to board with you by request of GSO-91. Submitting authorized docking clearances, over. | ||
Latest revision as of 21:45, 30 March 2025
Mails's sandbox page, all of the stuff here is stuff i might add to the wiki/stuff im writing that needs formatting first
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LIST OF ERT ARRIVAL ANNOUNCEMENTS, these will be prefaced by ARES saying that the distress beacon has been picked up and a transmission has been intercepted from the incoming vessel
YES I WILL REMOVE THE MENTIONS OF COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL LIKE ANCHORPOINT
Message to display when you want the ERT arriving to be secret
**STATIC** %$#&!- *!%^#$$ ^%%$# +_!@* &*%$## **STATIC** &%$#^*! @!*%$# ^%&$#@ *%&$#^ **STATIC** --SIGNAL LOST
PMC Arrival announcement
Almayer, this is Weston Yamada PMC, UNCSS Royce responding to your distress call. We are boarding. Any hostile actions will be met with lethal force.
CLF arrival announcement
UNS Almayer, Your distress signal proves you’ve trespassed into our sovereign territory. Expect no forgiveness.
Freelancers arrival announcement
UNS Almayer, this is the Freelancer band, patched into your distress call. You’re in a mess, huh? Some armed colonists from our outfit are heading your way. Might help if you’ve got something worth trading! Prepare for boarding. (Friendly)
UNS Almayer, this is the Freelancer band. Spotted your ship on our scopes. Turns out someone’s put out a big bounty to see you gone! Nothing personal, just a payday. (Hostile)
VAI Mercenaries arrival announcement
Almayer, this is UNCSS Inheritor with Vanguard's Arrow Incorporated, Primary Operations; we are responding to your distress call and boarding in accordance with the Military Aid Act of 2054, authentication code Lima-18153.
CMB arrival
UNS Almayer, this is Anchorpoint Station with the Colony Marshal Bureau. We are receiving your distress signal and are dispatching a nearby team to board with you now. Standby.
CMB Black market investigation arrival announcement
(Report to the command staff) Third Fleet High Command to UNS Almayer, we have received inconsistent supply manifests and irregularities on the ASRS system aboard your ship, and have requested a CMB Investigation Team to board and clear you of any wrongdoing.
(Actual arrival announcement) UNS Almayer, this is Anchorpoint Station with the Colonial Marshal Bureau. Be advised, we are dispatching a team of Marshals to board with you by request of GSO-91. Submitting authorized docking clearances, over.
HEFA Knights arrival (special)
Deus le vult! Deus le vult! DEUS LE VULT!
Prepaerth to surrender thine HEFAs unto the order! (One of the two, picked randomly)
Professor Von Bandolier (special)
Heard your distress call, Almayer. It had best be something which will look good on my wall, eh? Tally ho!
Feral Xeno ERT arrival
Almayer, this is UNS Vriess respond-- #&...*#&^#.. signal... oh god, they're in the vent---!... Priority Warning: Signal lost.
SPP arrival message
This is SPP dispatch. UNS Almayer, We are responding to your distress call, we will render aid as able, do not fire. (FRIENDLY RESPONSE)
A!l*ay**, t*is i* SP* d^sp^*ch`. STr*&e teaM, #*u are cLe*% for a*pr*%^h. Pr*mE a*l wE*p^ns and pR*epr# t% r@nd$r a(tD. (HOSTILE RESPONSE)
TSE Royal Marines arrival
Almayer, this is the HMS Thunderchild, Three Suns Empire; we are responding to your distress call and boarding in accordance with the Military Aid Act of 2054, Authentication code Hotel-34290. Our marines will provide aid as necessary.
Pirates (Special? i can't find any references to them in 13)
What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Pizza delivery arrival announcement
That'll be... sixteen orders of cheesy fries, eight large double topping pizzas, nine bottles of Four Loko... hello? Is anyone on this ship? Your pizzas are getting cold.
Souto Man Arrival
Give a round of applause for the marine who sent in ten-thousand Souto tabs to get me here! Almayer, Souto Man's here to party with YOU!
Xeno handler arrival
Almayer, corrupted xenos with a handler have been sent your way. Do NOT open fire on the specimens, they are not hostile towards UN personnel.
