User:Hatemails
Mails's sandbox page, all of the stuff here is stuff i might add to the wiki/stuff im writing that needs formatting first
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LIST OF ERT ARRIVAL ANNOUNCEMENTS, these will be prefaced by ARES saying that the distress beacon has been picked up and a transmission has been intercepted from the incoming vessel
Message to display when you want the ERT arriving to be secret
**STATIC** %$#&!- *!%^#$$ ^%%$# +_!@* &*%$## **STATIC** &%$#^*! @!*%$# ^%&$#@ *%&$#^ **STATIC** --SIGNAL LOST
PMC Arrival announcement
Almayer, this is Weston Yamada PMC Dispatch. We’ve clocked your distress signal, sounds like you’re in deep. Our nearest crisis response team is en route to pull you out. Hang on.
CLF arrival announcement
UNS Almayer, Your distress signal proves you’ve trespassed into our sovereign territory. Expect no forgiveness.
Freelancers arrival announcement
UNS Almayer, this is the Freelancer band, patched into your distress call. You’re in a mess, huh? Some armed colonists from our outfit are heading your way. Might help if you’ve got something worth trading! Prepare for boarding. (Friendly)
UNS Almayer, this is the Freelancer band. Spotted your ship on our scopes. Turns out someone’s put out a big bounty to see you gone! Nothing personal, just a payday. (Hostile)
VAI Mercenaries arrival announcement
Almayer, this is UNCSS Inheritor with Vanguard's Arrow Incorporated, Primary Operations; we are responding to your distress call and boarding in accordance with the Military Aid Act of 2054, authentication code Lima-18153.
CMB arrival
UNS Almayer, this is Anchorpoint Station with the Colony Marshal Bureau. We are receiving your distress signal and are dispatching a nearby team to board with you now. Standby.
HEFA Knights arrival (special)
Deus le vult! Deus le vult! DEUS LE VULT!
Professor Von Bandolier (special)
Heard your distress call, Almayer. It had best be something which will look good on my wall, eh? Tally ho!
Feral Xeno ERT arrival
Almayer, this is UNS Vriess respond-- #&...*#&^#.. signal... oh god, they're in the vent---!... Priority Warning: Signal lost.
SPP arrival message
This is SPP dispatch. USS Almayer, We are responding to your distress call, we will render aid as able, do not fire. (FRIENDLY RESPONSE)
A!l*ay**, t*is i* SP* d^sp^*ch`. STr*&e teaM, #*u are cLe*% for a*pr*%^h. Pr*mE a*l wE*p^ns and pR*epr# t% r@nd$r a(tD. (HOSTILE RESPONSE)
TSE Royal Marines arrival
Almayer, this is the HMS Thunderchild, Three Suns Empire; we are responding to your distress call and boarding in accordance with the Military Aid Act of 2054, Authentication code Hotel-34290. Our marines will provide aid as necessary.
